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C3PO In Samoa You want me to swim in there? No way! Who knows what lurks in that water!
The coast seems clear... I need to get outta here before another Samoan charges me more Tala for passing through their village. The open sea... I love the open sea. Fun! Adventure! Water! What could possibly go wrong? I hate the sea... {PUKE!}... who could have guessed that I would get sea sick... {PUKE!} My gyroscope balance sensors suck!... {PUKE!} A good fale is worth a million bucks! So, when can I move in?... and do you have one that a small droid can drive up onto? Man, if I bust into another fale full of Samoan women again, I'm going to end up as a village bus hood ornament. I can sell you this beach front property for real cheap! Only 2 million Tala... OK, 1.5 million Tala. What? OK... last offer, 1 million Tala. Man, lava flowed right through this church. Wiped the whole place clean and turned it into a wasteland. Talk about bad luck. Talk about not paying enough tithing!
C3PO In Costa Rica Hiking the Arenal Volcano has to be the dumbest idea I've had in awhile. Ok, not as dumb as drinking that wookie fruit punch last night. But it ranks up there.
I love collecting shells. It's relaxing, I get some exercise, and I can sell these babies for serious republic credits to those toadie jawas. Dinner at the deathstar cafe. Nice... it would be better if those mosquitos would leave me the $#%@# alone for @#%*$% five minutes. I've already scratched the gold paint off my anckles. Now this is living it. R2, get me another pina colada... No, I don't care that you're on vacation too. Run for it! Costa Rica is fun and all, but the rain shorts out my behavior chip... and I start breakdancing in the mud. Not a pretty sight. Take it from a robot... electricity and water don't go together. Whoever thought of these suicide showers are lunatics! San Jose is a rough place... though it is nothing like that stupid bar on Tatooine I got thrown out of! Those are some huge coconuts... Oops, sorry ma'am... I'm talking about the tree! Where is R2 when you need him... I have to escape that female bantha I just insulted!
C3PO In Argentina Awesome waterfalls... simply breathtaking... hey, I can't move my arm. $#@%!!! I'm starting to rust!
Can I order lunch in Spanish, Santa Maria! I speech over 3 million forms of communication, including a rather offensive finger pointing ritual originated by the locals. Riding down the the Tigre River... almost as fun as a watching Master Ani wreck a pod racer and swear at me for screwing up the power coupling! C3PO loved the Recoleta Cemetary... Some groovy tombstones C3PO couldn't get into a La Boca Juniors' soccer game... but he cheered like a madman anyway! Downtown Buenos Aires is a must for any robot on the move Gotta love those hugh toothpicks people make! OK... where is that Metro, I gotta get outta here before I get mugged wearing a gold outfit like this!
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